According to the internationally recognized authority on the
cataloguing and verification of world records, Anita Sullivan has just become
the first woman in recorded history to conceive children with more than
thirteen different men.
“I’m extremely proud to have broken a World Record,” Ms.
Sullivan told reporters. “My mother always told me that I was lazy and
worthless, and that I would never accomplish anything in my life. Now, I’ve
shown everyone that she was wrong, and that I can even be the best in the world
when I put my mind to something. In fact, I’ve just accomplished something that
no one had done before!”
Anita Sullivan says she’s been unlucky with relationships in
the past, but she believes that this time she may have found the man of her life.
“I’m good at having babies, but I’m really awful when it
comes to picking the fathers of my children,” says the young woman. “This time,
however, I think I’ve learned from my past mistakes. Ramón isn’t like all the
jerks I’ve dated before. We’ve been together for almost a year and a half, and
I really believe it could work between us.”
Ms Sullivan’s thirteen other children were all present at
the hospital to meet their new sibling. They were all extremely proud to hear
that their mother had broken a Guinness World Record, and posed happily for the
2017 edition of the book.
After their meeting with Ms. Sullivan, the representatives
of Guinness opened a second investigation concerning the record for the number
of child support pensions received by one person.
The Detroit native is already the beneficiary of pensions
paid by 11 different men, and is implicated in two other custody cases, which
should proceed before the family court over the next two months.
The investigation should be over by the month of March 2016, and Guinness will then be able to tell if Ms. Sullivan holds a second World Record or not.
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